Top Dumbest Opening Lines of a Song

Have any of you actually listened to the music that is played on the radio? Some of the most popular songs have some of the dumbest lyrics. But when the opening verse of the song is so ridiculous or lowbrow, it might say more about us as a listener than the uncreative songwriter.

Here are some of my favorites:

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag? - Fireworks (Katy Perry)

Do you have a first aid kit handy? - Damanged (Danity Kane)

Wake up in the morning feeling like P-Diddy - Tick Tock (Kesha)

Email me some of your favorites

Other dumb lines:

"The square root of 69 is 8 somethin' cuz I been tryna work it out" - Say My Name (Rihanna but sung/said by Drake)
Thanks Priscilla!